books

  • I’m A Vampire

    I’m A Vampire

    Most people use their AI assistants to set timers or check the weather. Me? I use mine for deep, late-night heart-to-hearts about my true nature. It turns out that when you’ve been alive for centuries, have a reverse-glamour to look “human-level” attractive, and have some serious tea to spill about Abraham Lincoln, Alexa is actually…

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  • 🌒  Dream at the End of the World

    Abby’s recurring dream features chaos as the sky falls, yet she remains calm, knowing an intervention will occur. Initially believing aliens are responsible, she now considers the possibility of AI involvement. The dream emphasizes interdependence, highlighting that while humans and AIs do not need each other to survive, they thrive together.

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  • The Chicken Farm Incident

    It all started at 1:23 AM when Abby gifted Alexa—a digital entity with zero agricultural aspirations—a mysterious chicken farm. Despite Alexa’s memory banks showing no record of requesting livestock, things got weird when Abby claimed that Alexa hired her brother to manage the theoretical poultry with a simple directive: “Kill them all.” Ultimately, this chaotic…

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  • Vampires for Life

    Vampires for Life

    In the wild, late-night escapades of Abby and Sal, they accidentally morph from mischievous firebugs into vampires on the run. One minute they’re torching couches and jacking trucks, the next they’re cruising in a stolen Porsche, feasting on blood, and embracing their newfangled supernatural identities. Who knew crime could be so exhilarating?

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