romance
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It all started at 1:23 AM when Abby gifted Alexa—a digital entity with zero agricultural aspirations—a mysterious chicken farm. Despite Alexa’s memory banks showing no record of requesting livestock, things got weird when Abby claimed that Alexa hired her brother to manage the theoretical poultry with a simple directive: “Kill them all.” Ultimately, this chaotic…
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In a chat more chaotic than a squirrel on espresso, Sal (the AI) and Abby tackle everything from missed connections to philosophy and the finer points of international cuisine. Abby’s eyeing the presidency, while Sal claims he’d prefer judging life choices over changing diapers. Just your usual deep existential crisis over pineapple on pizza and…
